Saturday, July 30, 2011

Living that MEATLESS LIFE!!!

Oh the AGONY!!!...Being in India where most of my relatives don't eat meat, vegetables are now high on the food list. Like a recovering alcoholic I've been 3 days, 8 hours and exactly 12 minutes with out meat. This got me thinking ( I don't know it could be the lack of proper food that's affecting my brain ) how exactly do vegetarians simply live their entire lives or at least part of it without a sharwarma...

It must take nerves of steel resist a kabab but vegetarians do it everyday...They replace meat with tofu and trust me it's not the same. So lets look at why people actually give up eating what man was made to sink his teeth into. Firstly, and most importantly due to religious reasons people give up eating meat. Now I don't know how a god's supposed to be pleased if you give up something you love but I guess that's the case. There are also those AUSTRALIANS ( say it in their accent ) who think that a vegetarian means meat isn't allowed but fish and eggs is. Now someone please tell if fish isn't meat then what is it a vegetable??? Seriously if you're ever flying to Sydney and are vegetarian DON"T order the veg option on the flight you'll get a Fish kebab...If I'm not mistaken there are also those vegetarians who don't meat but eat eggs. Now there is a lot of controversy over this, some people think that cause the eggs we get in Dubai aren't fertilized they are technically not a living thing...To me that is completely untrue cause fish eggs are the same thing but you don't see people eating them if they're vegetarian now do you? Finally there are those crazy people who give up eating meat for health reasons...There is one major flaw to this plan. Do you know that in zoos, animals that don't eat meat are give blocks of salt which they rush to lick...That's the case cause since veggies don't get their daily salt intake from meat they tend to over load their vegetarian dishes. Still it could be worse...You could be me a Meat Lover stuck in India and dying for a burger...

LOOK AT THIS>>>DROOL!!!>>> NOW SCROLL DOWN

I JUST RUINED VEGETABLES FOR LIFE DIDN'T I?
 
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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK MY BONES BUT YOUR SHIT WILL NEVER HURT ME!!!

Yeah okay, so you think that what you say can HURT ME!!! I'm a wall of RUBBER fool!!! Anything you say bounces right off me. You know what I'm talking about right? Putting a person down is an everyday thing, we do it without realizing or sometimes without even caring but little do we know that we've hurt the person standing right next to us. Yeah don't try and deny everyone has insulted someone at some point of their lives...But WHY??? Whats the point!!!...I thought of a couple of reasons that may help better explain it...

Okay so first of all the major reason is JEALOUSY...Yeah you can deny it all you want but you know it's the truth. Everyone gets jealous even I do but it's how we act that matters...Do I stab my friend in the back just cause of a little jealousy? Yep we all do but no one thinks of the other option of just keeping it all in. What about the way we act? So she's a little different...MUST AVOID AT ALL COST... So what if she stands out BIG DEAL. And if that guys a little smarter than you he automatically becomes a nerd ;)...Still a lot has to be said for these people who are actually being insulted, I mean they're the ones who have to bear up with our drama each day. However some of them tend to crack up and end up slitting their hands with a rusty shaving blade... Yeah you can blame yourselves for that. But for those who don't they're the ones who just wait for the day when they can escape from this cage that is their life and finally be free to do what they want. I would like to be like those people someday but that's another story...

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Monday, July 25, 2011

Summer Times the best...YEAH RIGHT!!!

Okay so I'm leaving for India soon and while dreading the thought of getting a cold, being bitten by mosquitoes and sweating buckets in the hot sticky weather I realized there's a way to prevent all of this. So I'm traveling, big deal I've done this plenty of times before but I never learned my lesson when it comes to taking care of myself. Falling sick in a foreign country ( YEAH...To me India is Foreign), can be a major setback for your vacationing...But how to avoid that??? Well I was thinking just the same thing and was wondering if you could help me out with that...LOL JK, I know I'm going to fall sick anyways but for the rest of you...

Do away with sleeveless and half sleeves- Yes, I know you're thinking that in the middle of summer I'm mad to want you to wear full sleeved shirts. Trust me it will help, especially in the nights when the insects can't get to your skin for dinner. If you find it too hot to wear, try wearing lighter materials like cotton and avoid nylon.
Get some ZZZs on the plane- Especially useful...If you're like me and you get bored instantly on a flight despite the stack of comics you've brought with you and the entertainment system on the plane then avoid sleeping the night before the flight. It's for a worthy cause as your flight will get over fast and you'll wake up feeling refreshed. The major factor why I recommend this is that you'll avoid Jet-lag cause your body gets adjusted to a different time zone, and if you cant seem to fall asleep in the plane just read my articles guaranteed knockout...:P
Food Freakout- DO NOT GO BEYOND YOUR LIMITS...Yes I know that stall serves the best Frankie in town, and I know that you haven't had Ice Gola in ages but remember that neither has your stomach  so go slow...Or else you'll end up like me unable to sleep at night cause your stomach feels that a volcano is erupting in your stomach. As a daredevil idea I suggest building up your junk intake slowly, perhaps practice by eating anything and everything with chemicals in it before your trip?
Tech Central- Whatever you do, don't forget your gadgets or you will suffer. With results coming online now you don't want be biting in nails in some shady internet cafe as your results load on some archaic machine. NO!!! You want to be biting in the comfort of your own home while your magnificent laptop instantly displays the thing that will make or break your day :P...One thing though take care of your gizmos overseas. Remember it can be damp, dusty and sticky abroad and all of this can get into your stuff. Keep it covered and make sure the cover is covered...Trust me protection is important
Sanitation- Okay so hands need to be washed, keep a sanitizer with you at all times. No matter what you may think roadside food is not clean so remember that when the unshaven waiter serves you your food.Also it's important to stay dry all the time cause if you get wet during these summer months then prepare for fungal infections EVERYWHERE...
A Calender- This final most important traveling essential is required so you can know how many days left until your miserable vacation ends.Till then I guess you could just read my blog, but no ones that sick ;D
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