6 Ways People BURP!!!

Okay you sick little gaseous weirdos, with all of you soon to be stuffing your faces as the month comes to a close I thought it best to have the TALK with you. No not THAT TALK, the talk about why it is seriously gross the way you people just seem to burp. * Shudders*. Seriously there are so many disgusting ways you do it, lets begin with the few I know of:

1 The REGULAR BRAWWWP- This is disgusting unavoidable at totally inappropriate. Had a big meal? Take an anti acid for gods sake. If you're on the receiving end bring a gas masks.

2 The Alphabetic Burp- There's always that one weirdo in the crowd that thinks burping the alphabet is deemed talent worthy. Unless you can you spell BREATH MINT give it a rest.


3 The Challengers Burp- Some people think it fun to see who can burp the loudest. This artificially manufactured gas release is both noisy and repulsive.

4 The Expanding Burp- It starts out small then begins to break the sound barrier. The final note of this frighting belch usually leaves people with limited hearing

5 The Nasal Burp- Unusual YES...But usually less alarming than others because of the discretion provided

6 The Delayed Burp- This is what happens when you fail at a burp at the whole thing kinda goes wrong . Unlike others this is actually harmful to the person dealing it and not the other way around

GUESS WHO?

Avoid all of these through the simple action of  taking a digestive pill. If you don't have one at least be polite to say 'Excuse Me'. Yeah you know who I'm talking about. I'll leave you thinking about :
'Why it's cute when a girl burps but gross when a guy does?'


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GOING WILD LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS...(except the hair shaving thing)

Have you ever let loose? Broken free from the bubble that is your humdrum life? Literally let your hair down ? WHAT was I thinking of course you have, it's YOU!

Your animal urge to to escape the rules of the establishment is a natural one. We'd all love to be the bad guy/girl for a change, not caring about anything, living in the moment and doing whatever we please. The adrenaline rush we get is a relative cocaine high and the giddiness we feel is almost euphoric. Still control is necessary cause unless you want to wake up at noon on a hard concrete floor in some random persons house then you better not get wasted.

It's not that I'm discouraging it, you should in fact let loose once a while to break free of all that stress and tension that builds up from endless hours of watching previous seasons of HIMYM (Season choice not limited ).Whatever you do make sure it's within the LAW. I'm pretty sure setting your neighbor's car on fire would probably land you in jail. Then you can finally experience PARTYING LIKE A PRISONER!

Even I the rigid rule enforcer like to once in a while break free of constant studying and enjoy a nice book ( GOD I'm lame ). So unless you want to become like ME or a version of ME, (Yeah I know who wouldn't) then drop whatever you're doing and just go out and fun, UNLESS you're already having fun, but I know you aren't... You're reading this aren't you ;)

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It feels good to be alive

Life never felt so good...Something could probably be clouding my judgment but when I stepped outside and gazed at the fierce orange sunset while the cool sea breeze blew past my face I felt like nothing could ruin this moment...That perfect moment lasted 2 seconds cause the rains decide to screw with my happiness and literally 'Rained on my Parade'. Oh well it was nice while it lasted. This brings me to today's topic happiness, something I though was irrelevant until a year ago...

It's not how you got it but keeping it with you that's important. My happiness is usually short lived to a perfect grade cause then I start worrying about how to get my next one. Never could get the hang of long lived happiness, don't think I ever will. Still for the few lucky ones out there, enjoy this great moment cause you never know when the next one may come along. I've been TINKERING with this for a while and today seems like any day to unveil it

On the other side

I wish your joy was like a bubble,
As I waited for it to burst,

And wished for once that life would rain on you
So you could finally feel how much it hurts

I wished your pain was like a scar
Taking years to fade away,
And that that happiness inside you
May die at last today

I never thought for a second,

Why you deserved all of this

But as I watched you suffer
I thought my heart would find bliss

But bad and bad do not make good
And neither did my crimes
So I sit here thinking of you
Your pain becoming mine...
-Danesh Sethna

Life is too short to let go off, embrace whatever you can

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TEEN-LIFE CRISIS

Do I want to be an architect?...Maybe a heart surgeon would be the job for me...How about a lawyer?...Well whatever it is decide now unless you want to end up 30 years old and living in your mom's basement playing massive amounts of Black Ops on your PS3. If you're like me and have reached a point of life when your future is in question then its time to do what everyone else does...Figure out what your good at.

Now while results are due soon and the tension seems to be slowly building up, I'm not entirely afraid of how things will go. The reason is I know that even if I MAY have done bad ( Which I highly doubt ) there are still several other options available for us. Jobs such as Movie Making, F1 car racing or even Presidency don't require what you are taught in school. The subjects you may have chosen may just reflect what you are currently bad at which means there are now that many more options available for you which you may be good at. Lets also look at it from a different point of view...In certain cases you may be good at a subject but just in a more concentrated field of it rather than the whole thing. Take computers for example, are you good with hardware or software?, Design or Programming,  The Internet or Microsoft Office...Whatever it is this proves that while you may have done bad in a subject now doesn't necessarily mean you're bad at it, it just means you're too advanced for them to take recognition of your awesomeness. Oh yeah and if you're thinking that I'm talking through my ass cause I don't know how it feels to be bad at something GET REAL...nobody's perfect. So find out what you're good at and use it to its full potential. Remember everyone is gifted, the difficult part is just finding out how...

 

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