Monday, October 31, 2011

People Giving out Treats? This has gotta be a Trick !

Something isn't right...Whats going on?....Why is there someone following me?...He's getting closer...Watch Out! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! * Munches Popcorn*

Ah yes, the subtle brilliance of monster movie marathons on Halloween. Nothing quite like it. With the dawn, or rather dusk, of the night of spooks and freaks upon us I thought I'd take the time to chat a little bit on how most of us will be spending this Hallows Eves, even though we won't be sticking a pumpkin on our head and walk about with a scythe like Jack the Ripper, the original weirdo planned :)

Lets see now, most of us will be stuck at home in our mom's basement glued to the T.V. watching reruns of 'Attack of the Squirrels' for the 10th time while we eat ourselves in a nightmare filled sleep. Wow memories sure do take you back :'). That, or we'll probably we attached to Facebook waiting anxiously for Halloween photo's to be uploaded by our 'FRIENDS' so that we can take a serious look on how miserable our lives are. Man! I really should stop writing from the heart =P

Halloween Loners

Hmmm * Thinks about what OTHER people do on Halloween *. Yeah, some people go trick or treating. Now this was the original idea behind this creepy holiday. Children dressed in costumes so tight they can't breathe, walking about knocking on strangers doors, waiting anxiously for them to dump chocolates past there expiration date into their little bags. Seriously! Does no one sense the oddness of this situation. We tell our kids not to talk to strangers then expect them to go once a year out and knock on weirdo's doors and demand candy from them. Lets, also not overlook the 'Trick' part of 'trick or treating'. Most recently released juvenile adults thrive in the opportunity to leave burning bags of *AHHHHHHMMMMMMPOOPMMMMMMM* in front of peoples door steps, ring the bell then watch as they stamp into a smelly surprise.

Whoops! Almost forgot about parties. They're the usually the highlight of Halloween seeing as adults get the chance to once again relive their depressing youth by dressing up in uncomfortable ugly costumes. Then comes the drinking with people getting wasted and collapsing onto someone's bathroom floor. The best part is the morning after Halloween where the real parade of costumes begins [Yes I made a HIMYM reference, so sue me !].

 
Ahh Halloween...Why you so Brilliant?


Enjoy This Halloween For It Could Be Your Last, Cause Jack The Ripper Is Coming Back From The Past...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [Fail Evil Laugh]

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Friday, October 21, 2011

THE GINGER PARADOX

The long time argued about topic...' Do Gingers have SOULS!!!'. Most people seem to think not seeing as the web is splattered like pasta sauce, with articles, pin ups and jokes on why gingers have no souls. Heck there's even this one angry kid who gave an angry rant on why gingers do in fact have souls [Yes I overused the word angry]. Still I've always wondered how it got into peoples minds that gingers don't have souls. Some people say that gingers were normal people after being 'kissed' by a Dementor. Others state that they are simply redheads who didn't quite make the hair color mark.While a few even gave the ridiculous conclusions that it was caused by eating too many carrots! What ever the reasons for peoples views, I still say that it's a grossly blown up misconception and one that should be immediately rectified...But who's got the time to do that RIGHT?

Most Notable Gingers Through Time


Archie Andrews
That freckled ageless teenager was the original ginger and is probably the main reason why this whole Ginger- No Soul view thing started. I mean I guy who can't make up his mind about 2 drop dead gorgeous girls and is constantly in trouble for random things has got to have something wrong with him. Still a timeless classic though.



 
Chuck Norris
While people often confuse him for Rajnikanth's white brother, Chuck Norris is in fact the ultimate ginger. Made famous for his martial art movies as well as popular cartoon  show, ol' Chuckie over here definitely has the American masses  in the palm of his hands. Probably cause they seem oblivious to the carrot stain on his head



Rupert Grint
Hey, anybody who gets to be in close proximity with Emma Watson for 7 movies has definitely got something going on for him. not to mention that he's one of the richest Britishers in the world. Still it's probably only a one time thing though cause now that Lord Voldy's dead and Harry is finally free of the bald blue man that stalked him for his life, there's nothing left to do is there?...

Queen Elizabeth 1
I dub thee 'The Royal Ginger'. While Chuck may be considered as American royalty there's only one ginger who has truly made history [Besides Prince Harry but lets face it he's just got the title]. Yes, I'm talking about our very own monarch and most celebrated royal Queen Elizabeth 1. I mean she defeated the Spanish Armada for Christs sake. Damn the woman has some moves. She even had good hygiene, though in those days bathing more than once a month was considered odd.



 
The angry Ginger Rant-[Cartoon Adaptation]

Well that's my view on today's topic. If you feel I missed something or simply want to see more of Chuck Norris images let me know. Till then, keep coming back for more POSTS!!!

Friday, October 14, 2011

Three Peas In a Pod...Doesn't sound quite right

Anyone get the above reference? Seriously no one...Am I like usual the only one who understands it? Anyone get that reference?...Come ON! I'm dying out here. Whatever, for those of you who still haven't racked their brains hard enough to understand whats going on here I'm talking about being left out...

Every knows that one guy/girl...the one that always seems to be disposable whenever the situation arises. Going out with friends but this one guy/girl can't come cause it's like an hour too late. Do you reschedule the timings so that everyone can enjoy or do you simply not give a damn and move on? I'd say that most of you would choose the latter seeing as you always come before anyone else.

What about plans made with friends a few days in advance. Anyone think to invite him/her? NO! Obviously not because that would mean that you actually wanted them there. What I don't get though is then whats the point of being friends with them in the first place. I've thought about this over and over again but I simply can't seem to understand. I mean I get that people sometimes need a break from each other but maybe a year long vacation is a bit too much. What we don't get is that we don't even realize that we're hurting the other person. I mean better give them an assured no chance rather than a slim line [Refer to HIMYM episode with signature line ' I can't be with you...YET']

Not many of us know how it feels to be on the receiving end of loneliness (yes I made that up) but when we do we act all surprised and shocked as if something like that could happen to us. It happens to everyone...trust me. Now before you guys go out and start panicking or start feeling sorry for someone...Look at yourselves and think REAL hard, it'll come to you eventually

Hope you enjoyed today's rather dramatic post...come back for MORE [Oh yeah and if any of you have any ideas on what I should write about, I'm all ears...Seriously I'm running out of topics to rant about]

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Saturday, October 8, 2011

Life is like a Time Bomb, It keeps counting down

*BEEPBEEP BEEPBEEP * ZZZ...HUH? *Looks at alarm clock 5:55 am...still got time, goes back to sleep* [After what seems like 5 minutes] *Wakes up...check alarm...6.40 am S***!!!*
Ever been in this situation? Electronic hands in the air if you have. Personally I always seem to be running short of time in my life...There's always so much that I have to do and so much more that I want to do. Sadly stupid Harry and his gang broke all the Time Turners down at the Ministry of magic so going back in time isn't an option. Oh well, guess I'll just have to manage  the same way everyone else does...by complaining about it.

5 Ways in which TIME is a ______ [ I'll let you fill that space up]

1- 60 minutes. Seriously!!! Whoever thought that having sixty minutes in a hour would be a smart idea, shoot him/her. The most annoying thing about having 60 minutes is that maths problems become a heck lot more complicated...[Yes I put math as problem one]
2- Going Fast and Slow whenever it likes. So we're in the most boring 2 hours of our life and it seems like the clock has been struck by a freeze ray or something cause it seems to take 10 minutes to move like 2 seconds. However we've got only like an hour to play on the PS3 and like after 5 minutes you hear your mom complaining about sitting too long in front of the T.V. Life is seriously unfair.
3-  Being Late for everything. Look at it from my way. If there was no way of recording or calculating time, then we would never be late for anything. Okay maybe I'm just whining now
4- Growing Old. OMG I just though of this one. If there wasn't any time then we would be ageless. Now while this would suck for like 4 year olds and 65+, it would totally rock for me. Yes now I'm definitely whining.
5- Wasting time doing nothing. Okay if we're doing nothing why should time be moving. It should sit still and wait for us to start doing something before it decides to move on. Okay I have officially lost it =)

Well I'm out of time for now... Hope I didn't waste your time. Yeah I'm going to stop wasting your time with these bad puns...Come back for more posts